Jokes..!

Little Johny's newbaby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mum. 'Where did we get him ?'
His mother replied, ' From heaven! '
Johny said, ' Wow! I can see why they threw him out!!!'

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'Isn't the principal a dummy!' said a boy to a girl.
'Well do you know who I am?' asked the girl.
'No' replied the boy.
'I'm the Principal's daughter' she said.
'And do you know who I am' asked the boy.
'No' she replied.
'Thank Goodness!!' said the boy with a relief.

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