Sardar Jokes...............

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
- Interviewer : "Who Killed Gandhiji?"
- Sardar : "Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate."

In aptitude test
- Question: River Kaveri is in which state?
- Sardar: "Liquid state."